[see pdf for full text] Reinhold Aman is the editor, publisher and chief contributor of Maledicta: The International Journal of Verbal Aggression. This issue includes an essay on the historical longevity of the word, 'fuck.' Aman contributes an hilarious listing of how "Shit Happens" according to various religions, politics, famous people, professions, corporations, animals, art, computers, and miscellaneous. The following excerpts some of the text of this essay. ... -- Source of annotation: Marvin or Ruth Sackner.